Anyone remember that chap I wrote about a little while back? The one who had a quiet word with the papers?
Apparently the CPS gave him the old heave-ho. Gross misconduct, my sources say -- making up racist complaints.
You couldn't make it up. Apparently, he did. If half of what I hear about this racism thing is true, I'd like to know when to expect my automatic evil white man promotion...I fancy a crack at being DPP if that's OK, boss?