That poor Commander Ali Dizaei is, as predicted very recently, having a torrid time in one of Her Majesty's less comfortable hostelries.
The only surprise is that it took someone this long to attack him, and that it wasn't more serious. In fairness, he was sentenced to custody, not to having his lights punched out, and having the contents of a slop bucket chucked over his head.
Not that my local DJ doesn't look like he's fantasising about being able to impose such a sentence...
How long before Dizaei accuses the prison of racism?